Spotty Herbert and the Policeman's Ball

Volume One 198 Pages

Throughout his hilarious escapades Herbert is trying to come to terms with his obsession for a girl who he sees as a sex goddess, the one and only Chesty Mullens. To give him the courage to grope her, he makes some of departed Grandad Bert’s Falling Down Brew, which has a very explosive after effect!

The local Police organise a Christmas Ball but there is a major mix up with the invitations, so does Spotty Herbert end up fondling his dream girl? If not then what does he end up holding?


CHAPTER 1

BIRTHDAY

“Oh my God her tits have fallen off. What, what, who said that?”

Herbert Snodgrass woke up in a cold sweat. Was it a dream? Was it a nightmare? That never really happened, did it? Or even worse, is it ever going to happen? He opened one eye; he yawned and scratched his bum through his striped pyjamas. He turned over in bed and a thought slowly filtered into his empty brain. What day was it, school day or weekend? The question hung there like a damp cloud on a foggy morning, waiting for an answer. Err weekend, I think. What do I have to do today? The thought cloud drifted a bit. Oh yes Granny Tilda’s Birthday. Have I bought her a present yet? Don’t think so or I would have remembered, or would I?

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